Corrupting wishes

**Animal Dragon** · 09-29-2008, 15:43:34

granted but they cancel heroes and it's all ur falt

i wish to be able to speak atinly

**Clank** · 09-29-2008, 15:46:26

granted but you cant speak your own language anymore

I wish i could have some chips

**Animal Dragon** · 09-29-2008, 15:48:26

granted but they r frozen and desgusting

i wish that i wasn't hungry this now

**Clank** · 09-29-2008, 15:56:57

granted but your stomach gets so empty you are sick

I wish the sun would die

**Animal Dragon** · 09-29-2008, 15:59:07

granted but we all freeze to death

i wish i had something to talk about

**Clank** · 09-29-2008, 16:03:44

granted but no one wants to talk to you

I wish i had an umbrella

**Animal Dragon** · 09-29-2008, 16:08:00

granted but it's pink and my little ponies

i wish that u couldn't corrupt my wishes and for a lifetime supply of chocolate

**Clank** · 09-29-2008, 16:09:04

granted....

I wish that the wish before this was wrong

**ForeverJoseph** · 09-29-2008, 22:04:58

granted but i grant it back wards so it comes true!hahaha take that!

i wish that i wasnt so bored

**Chocbubbles** · 09-29-2008, 23:43:03

granted but you're so excited you jump off a cliff and die

i wish i was more outgoing than i am

**ForeverJoseph** · 09-29-2008, 23:48:29

granted but your so outgoing YOU go and jump off a cliff and die!

i wish life was exciting

**Chocbubbles** · 09-29-2008, 23:50:11

granted but you're dead so u don't get to see wat it like

i wish i could go sky diving and not die doing it

**Justeazy** · 09-30-2008, 00:38:57

Granted, but you only die by taking the parachute from your soul mate and he/she dies,

I wish my B-Day cake would last FOREVER!

**cathiek** · 09-30-2008, 00:51:47

Grrrranted! but you don't have friends to share it with

I wish I could read minds...

**Justeazy** · 09-30-2008, 01:02:19

Granted, but you accidentally read YOUR OWN mind, and intertwine yourself in an infinate loop and get stuck for an eternity!

I wish my nose wasn't bleeding...

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