Corrupting wishes

[Chocbubbles]

granted but i'm nobody so it doesn't apply to me (wow that was cheesy)

i wish i hadn't eaten all my custard

[Clank]

Granted so you go out and get some more and choke on it


I wish that I had a can of fanta

[Edawg]

Granted, but you cut your wrist on it.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Chocbubbles]

(i haven't had fanta in aggggggggeeeeeeesssssss!)

granted but its hot and flat

EDIT:
granted but it gets soggy cause u drop it in your sink full of water


i wish i had a giant block of chocolate that was protected from corrupting wishes

[Clank]

Granted but you choke on it


I wish someone would corrupt my wish

[Edawg]

Not granted.

I wish I could wipe out sausages.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but they haunt u in ur dreams

i wish alligators and crocodiles weren't meat eaters

[Animal Dragon]

granted but they eat all the other food

i wish i could stop sneezing (in summer and winter........AAAATTTCCHHHOOOO!!!)

[Edawg]

Granted, but they eat Chocbubbles instead.

I wish I had another wish.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but i steal it

i wish i had a cute friendly dog

[Animal Dragon]

granted but ur wish for nothing

i wish that i was just a little bit more confident

[Chocbubbles]

granted but u become more and more confident over time and boast about stuff and people start to hate u

i wish i was a really good comedian

[Animal Dragon]

granted but repeat too many jokes and u lose ur comedian rights

i wish i knew where i was going today

[Chocbubbles]

granted but it's an evil place and u die there

i wish my legs weren't aching

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u have no legs now

i wish that the people behind me would stop talking about politics