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**Chocbubbles** · 10-04-2008, 10:31:25

granted but now they're talking about rainbows and ponies

i wish my dragon eggs wouldn't keep dying

**Animal Dragon** · 10-04-2008, 10:51:29

granted but when they hatch they leave u and join me

i wish that i wasn't all ways so ill (but ill every once in a while)

**Chocbubbles** · 10-04-2008, 10:52:47

granted but ur illness kills u

i wish the movie i'm watching was more interesting

**Animal Dragon** · 10-04-2008, 10:53:46

granted but it's so interesting u fall asleep and never wake up again

i wish that womanhood was easier

**Chocbubbles** · 10-04-2008, 11:00:13

granted but u turn into a man

i wish it was summertime here

**Animal Dragon** · 10-04-2008, 11:01:25

granted but u get a scottish summer instead of an austrailian or new zealand

i wish i wasn't hungry

**Chocbubbles** · 10-04-2008, 11:03:32

granted but ur stomach fills with lava

i wish i had some more sports drink

**Animal Dragon** · 10-04-2008, 11:05:13

so that's were i got that fire in my belly

granted but it has kangaroo liver in it

i wish that i wasn't so lazy

**Chocbubbles** · 10-04-2008, 11:09:03

granted u become active and athletic but the wish wears off in 2 hours

i wish i would stop hiccuping

**Animal Dragon** · 10-04-2008, 11:11:09

granted but now u cant stop farting

i wish i knew everythin (without exploding or being hated)

**Chocbubbles** · 10-04-2008, 11:14:06

granted but u faint from all the knowledge

i wish my cat's hair wasn't shedding (it makes me sneeze)

**Animal Dragon** · 10-04-2008, 11:15:54

haha point and laugh (j/k, my friend says that all the time)

granted but now u r shedding

i wish that i had a low maintenance dog

**Chocbubbles** · 10-04-2008, 11:25:08

granted but u become high maintenance and he runs away frm u

i wish i wasn't so tired

**Animal Dragon** · 10-04-2008, 11:26:18

granted and u never fall asleep again

i wish i knew what to wish for

**Edawg** · 10-04-2008, 11:26:19

Granted, so you go to sleep but Freddy Krueger gets you.

I wish I had a chainsaw..

DAMN, did it again.

Corrupting wishes