Corrupting wishes

[Chocbubbles]

granted but now they're talking about rainbows and ponies

i wish my dragon eggs wouldn't keep dying

[Animal Dragon]

granted but when they hatch they leave u and join me

i wish that i wasn't all ways so ill (but ill every once in a while)

[Chocbubbles]

granted but ur illness kills u

i wish the movie i'm watching was more interesting

[Animal Dragon]

granted but it's so interesting u fall asleep and never wake up again

i wish that womanhood was easier

[Chocbubbles]

granted but u turn into a man

i wish it was summertime here

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u get a scottish summer instead of an austrailian or new zealand

i wish i wasn't hungry

[Chocbubbles]

granted but ur stomach fills with lava

i wish i had some more sports drink

[Animal Dragon]

so that's were i got that fire in my belly

granted but it has kangaroo liver in it

i wish that i wasn't so lazy

[Chocbubbles]

granted u become active and athletic but the wish wears off in 2 hours

i wish i would stop hiccuping

[Animal Dragon]

granted but now u cant stop farting

i wish i knew everythin (without exploding or being hated)

[Chocbubbles]

granted but u faint from all the knowledge

i wish my cat's hair wasn't shedding (it makes me sneeze)

[Animal Dragon]

haha point and laugh (j/k, my friend says that all the time)

granted but now u r shedding

i wish that i had a low maintenance dog

[Chocbubbles]

granted but u become high maintenance and he runs away frm u

i wish i wasn't so tired

[Animal Dragon]

granted and u never fall asleep again

i wish i knew what to wish for

[Edawg]

Granted, so you go to sleep but Freddy Krueger gets you.

I wish I had a chainsaw..

DAMN, did it again.