Corrupting wishes

[Chocbubbles]

granted but u kill urself wit it

i wish pigs really did fly

[Edawg]

Granted, but they bombard you with whatsit.

I wish I could be a Turtle.

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u have no idea what to do with it

i wish i knew why edawg wanted a chainsaw

[Chocbubbles]

granted but u find out the horrible truth and get nightmares about it

i wish i was better at high jump

[Edawg]

Granted, but the knowledge is so disturbing you kill yourself.

I wish I could wish for a chainsaw without having to wish to corrupt a wish.

[Animal Dragon]

??? errr... granted but u try to kill me and ur best friend

i wish for.........something

[Chocbubbles]

granted but i get confused by ur wish and turn u into a fish

i wish i had a pig who ate figs and liked to dig

[Edawg]

Granted - but it dies.
I wish I had a cape.

[Animal Dragon]

granted but they dig so deep that hell breaks out of the hole and the world is doomed and it's all ur fault

@edawg granted but it falls into an areoplane engine and u die

i wish for my own dragon

[Edawg]

Granted, but it's TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!!!! and he BURNINATES!!! you.

I wish I was TROGDOR!

[Chocbubbles]

granted it makes u able to fly but gets caught in an aeroplane propeller and die

EDIT: granted but u get killed by angry villagers who want to avenge Dragon

i wish i owned a farm

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u burn urself

@choc granted but u lose all ur stock when a fire breaks out

i wish i knew who.....trug....,whatever his name was, is

[Edawg]

Granted, but you fall into a pile of whatsit.

I wish I had LAZ0RZ of some variety.

[Animal Dragon]

granted but i have no idea what that is

i wish i knew what that was

[Chocbubbles]

granted but it sux

i wish i knew wat a LAZ0RZ was