Corrupting wishes

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u knock ur future boyfriend out and all of daniel radcliffe's teeth

i wish i had the tales of the beatle baired original

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but your arresting for having it illegally

I wish I personally knew J.K.Rowling

[Animal Dragon]

granted but it's all in ur head

i wish i had original copies of all my fav books, legally

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but you pay so much for each of them you no longer have a house or anything but your books.

I wish I got more sleep last night

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u sleep ur life away

i wish i could do my homework and play on this at the same time

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but your brain implodes from excessive activity

I wish there was a really nice clothing store around my house that is really cheap but has Awesome clothes

[Animal Dragon]

granted but the awesome clothes dont fit u

i wish i had a better phone

[Mcakkay]

(nooooo!)
wish granted but it costs $300 a week

I wish I had access to any movie I wanted..even if it hasn't been released in theaters yet lol

[Animal Dragon]

granted but films r no longer made

i wish i had seen walle all the way through

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but you didn't like it and you want your money/time back

I wish I could get 3 goals tonight

[Animal Dragon]

granted but their for the other team

i wish i had wings sprouting out my back

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but it is the most painful thing you have ever experienced and pay a doctor to get rid of them because you can't stand the pain

I wish I had the ability to run really fast

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u run so fast u lose ur legs in hong kong

i wish i was in the cast of heroes

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but you have no powers and they feel you have no purpose and "get rid" of you...if you know what I mean

I wish Peter was my boyfriend

[tpittman-11]

Granted, but Peter turns super ugly

I wish I had a box of hockey cards.