Corrupting wishes

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  • Darknight
    BIAS
    • Aug 2006
    • 20839

    #856
    Wish granted, But you get sick of the food there and Like a New Place Now.

    I wish I could have a peice of fruit
    Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
    "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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    • EscapeGirl
      Super Kitty
      • May 2006
      • 50764

      #857
      Wish granted but it's rotten and covered with mold.

      I wish da husbun got off work when I did.

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      • Darknight
        BIAS
        • Aug 2006
        • 20839

        #858
        Awwwww
        Wish granted, But then I'll work 70 hours a week and be always sleepy.

        I wish Da Wifey wasn't sad.
        Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
        "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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        • EscapeGirl
          Super Kitty
          • May 2006
          • 50764

          #859
          Wish granted, now she's mad.

          I wish da husbun wakes up feeling good, and not ill tomorrow.

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          • Darknight
            BIAS
            • Aug 2006
            • 20839

            #860
            Wish Granted but I woke up at 3:30 am and couldn't go back to sleep.
            (so thats why)

            I wish I could drink a cup of great coffee
            Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
            "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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            • Saw III
              Veteran
              • Jul 2006
              • 442

              #861
              Wish granted but it is so good and effective you never sleep again.

              I wish I had ten fingers on each hand.
              Pain; is part of the puzzle
              Blood; is the price of freedom
              Death; it's not that easy...

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              • EscapeGirl
                Super Kitty
                • May 2006
                • 50764

                #862
                Wish granted but the excess fingers have no muslces and useless.

                I wish I could've seen my doctor today.

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                • Darknight
                  BIAS
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 20839

                  #863
                  Wish granted but its at Midnight

                  I wish I could see good in the dark.
                  Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                  "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                  • EscapeGirl
                    Super Kitty
                    • May 2006
                    • 50764

                    #864
                    Wish granted, but now you can't see in the light.

                    I wish I could fly.

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                    • Darknight
                      BIAS
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 20839

                      #865
                      WIsh granted but you can never land.

                      I wish I had super powers
                      Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                      "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                      • EscapeGirl
                        Super Kitty
                        • May 2006
                        • 50764

                        #866
                        Wish granted, but everything you touch crumbles before you because your too strong.

                        I wish I had a BatCatmobile with Pizzaz.

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                        • Darknight
                          BIAS
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 20839

                          #867
                          Wish granted but it's too small for you to drive. It's cat size.

                          I wish for a good nights sleep tonight.
                          Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                          "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                          • EscapeGirl
                            Super Kitty
                            • May 2006
                            • 50764

                            #868
                            Wish granted, but you sleep through your alarm, and are 3 hours late to work.

                            I wish for my day to go by quickly today.

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                            • Darknight
                              BIAS
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 20839

                              #869
                              Wish granted but so does your time here

                              I wish I could have a new computer.
                              Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                              "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                              • EscapeGirl
                                Super Kitty
                                • May 2006
                                • 50764

                                #870
                                Wish granted, but you have no internet access.

                                I wish da husbun didn't have any blocked sites on his computer.

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