Corrupting wishes

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but its the hair under you arms


I wish reality TV would DIE

[Iva]

Wish granted, but they'll make endless shows about how, why and when

I wish Holland wasn't so small and crowded

[Brimful-Asha]

Iva wish granted, but then its soo large that they build skycrapers all over the weed plantations

I wish there was such a thing as non-fattening beer.

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted, you got a cancer developing beer

I wish I had more songs ta play on my computer

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted, but your sound system does not work anymore.

i wish i owned all the lovely shoes in the world.

[RBS]

wish granted but now you have one billion legs

I wish I had vanishing cream

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but you but ur now allergic to vanishing cream.

I wish i had longer lashes.

[nefertiti]

wish granted,but they get so big you have to cut `em every day

i wish i could see you all guys for real!

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but we turn out to all be flesh eating zombies


I wish for a brand new car bought and paid for

[nefertiti]

wish granted,but you crash in the first three that`s in your way!

i wish i was a real fairy!

[Brimful-Asha]

Wish granted but, but ur an evil mean not very nice lookin fairy .

I wish i could walk backwards.

[nefertiti]

wish granted,but you fall down and brake your spine

i wish our school burnt down!

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but you lose the ability to turn your head to see where you are going


I wish this song on the radio would stop already

[Brimful-Asha]

Wish granted but ur radio never works again.
I wish i was taller.

[RBS]

wish granted but you forgot to wear underwear

I wish I could speak every language