Corrupting wishes

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but the cruise ship sinks


I wish I hadn't eaten that last half of my sandwich...*burp*

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but its all guys only.

darn raven beat me

wish granted so it comes out ur nose.

i wish i was a country girl

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but it in Tanzania
(lol I like yours better brim)


I wish I could make time stand still

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but it stops at a horrible moment forever.

wish i was faster at posting than raven

[Ravensd]

wish granted....but i signed off....

I wish I had X-Ray vision

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but u can only see men x rayed

i wish a had a jacuzzi

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but now I'm there and I'm very fat grotesque garden gnome


I wish my favorite pen didn't just run outta ink

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted buts a teribbly girly girl glittery pinkish ink now.

wish i could go to neverland

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but Michael Jackson is there and he creeps you out to much to enjoy your time there

I wish it was time to go home

[Brimful-Asha]

(you wished for this on fri! )

wish granted but now ur boss is attached to u.

i wish i knew how to turn a guy down gently.

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but it's so gentle he doesn't get the hint
(why would you care anyway....)


I wish cars could fly

[Brimful-Asha]

(cos he is in a wheelchair)

wish granted, but so do elephants.

i wish i could dive into a bucket.

[Ravensd]

ooooohh, i see...that's a tough one

oh my, if elephants could fly I'd never go outside

wish granted, but you break you neck when you hit the bottom


i wish all perfumes and colognes were easy to the nostrils...phew someone just walked into my office that must have bathed in her perfume...*gag*

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but u can now no longer smell.

wish i owned a camel.

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but it was born with no legs

I wish that wishes were fishes