Corrupting wishes

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but your the most horrible alcohol on earth.

i wish to know what happens when you die.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but you you cannot come back in life

I wish to be the president of USA

[Brimful-Asha]

Wish granted but your such a hopeless dictator that US falls to pieces and you get banned from USA forever.

I wish I could live in medieval times

[grigtho]

Wish granted but a knight kills you

I wish I could do everything without getting tired

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but you can now no longer go to sleep.

i wish i was flexible

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but you have no bones

i wish al sharpton would just go away

Edit: not prejudice, im just tired of his whole song and dance

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but now the guy from malcolm in the middle is all over the place,wherever you go.

i wish i could mimic all the accents on earth.

[Ravensd]

......???? how did you get malcom in the middle from al sharpton???

wish granted, but now everyone talks the same way

i wish it was Friday night

[Brimful-Asha]

well i was just thinking of annoying people

wish granted but friday is now no longer a weekend.

I wish my upstairs neighbour would go away.

[Skellisin]

Wish Granted but he's only gone for five minutes.

I wish my head felt better

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but you can now no longer drink alcohol cos if you do your head will get worse.

i wish they would stop airing re-runs of friends on practically every channel!!

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but its replaced by Seinfeld


i wish i could puke on command

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but the anorexia dept is now on your case!

i wish i could get everything i wanted at the snap of a finger.

[Skellisin]

(me too )

Wish granted but then you are unable to snap your fingers.

I wish I could live on a boat, no a yaucht

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted,seeing that you want to live on a yaucht and not yacht and a yaucht turns out to be a flimsy paper kite.

i wish i could memorize loads of things in just a second