Corrupting wishes

[Skellisin]

(you're right!.....silly,silly)

Wish granted but your memory is full

I wish I was a super hero

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but your powers are that you produce smelly gas that can kill anyone.

wish that i did not have to get up every 5 seconds to check if its raining so my clothes dont get wet

[Skellisin]

(lol thats a hell of a super power lol)

Wish granted, but then it rains anyway and they get wet. (Ireland ya know!?!?)

I wish I was on vacation.

[Brimful-Asha]

(ya i know tell me bout it bloody weather man said it would rain but i dont trust him )

wish granted but its in a poverty ridden, filthy ,tiny and hot country.

i wish the guy upstairs would stop asking me for the password to my wireless.

[Skellisin]

Wish granted....do you want me to tell him??*cracks knuckles, pounds fists*

I wish sumi lived in a single story

[Brimful-Asha]

(heck how do i corrupt this one, its what i want too!sneaky)

wish granted but its in a single story with u

i wish i did not have to corrupt that wish

[Skellisin]

Wish granted but someone else corrupts it. (I'm a good neighbor )

I wish I could forget about work.

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but u gotta forget bout your pay as well

wish everytime someone used a metaphor or a simile it turned real.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but now all the world is in a mess

I wish I could have a faster internet

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but now you have been banned from using the internet forever.

i wish i had brownish green eyes

[grigtho]

Wish granted but now you are blind

I wish I could sleep 12 hours per day

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but you wake up to find you have been fired.

i wish i had a car

[grigtho]

Wish granted but you cannot move it

I wish I could earn Joker

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but its a real life joker man.

i wish i knew how to play tennis

[grigtho]

Wish granted but you have no racket

I wish I could take a bath too