Jokes

[doglover]

Loool

[Lilliputt]

He, he! Good one...

[Maniac]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Here?s some quick and easy yet funny stuff you can do while in Wal-Mart, Burger King, or a movie theater.

1- Get a semi real looking baby doll. Go to Wal Mart or some store and take some ketchup and squirt it on the floor. Rub the ketcup around with the bottom of your shoe or a napkin or some ****. Put some ketchup on the doll?s head. Put the baby in the puddle of blood looking ketchup. Listen for people?s screams of horror.

2- Go to a movie theater concessions stand. Order a bunch of items (Nachos, Hot Dogs, Large Popcorn combos, expensive ****). Since movie theaters generally have huge lines to their concession stands they have a person on register and two or three people getting the items for them. Theyll usually have all of your items on the counter ready to go right when youre ready to pay. Once all of your items are present on the counter ask what your total is. After theyve told you say something completely random about how you dont want to pay for it - "I?d love to pay for this stuff but I have A.I.D.S." Imagine how pissed theyll be when they have $45 worth of shitty food on their counter that someone isnt going to pay for.

3- At restauraunts go and sit with random people and interrupt their conversations that theyre having amongst themselves. After ten minutes mention to them how nice it would be if they would pay for your meal.

4- Go to a Burger King or other fast food restaraunt and stand in line with people. Casually mention to someone that you had alot of fun taking a **** on the grill the last day you worked there.

5- Go to a grocery store and collect a cart full of items. Go to a check stand and let the check stand woman ring all your **** up. Once she tells you your total tell her you need to run and get another item. Dont go back in line and watch other customers complain about how they have to wait in line for 20 minutes for someone else to come back.

6- Sing a Barry Manilow song to a random old woman.

[Hollandgirl]

That's really annoying stuff, especially 5!!

[wirodeu]

Yeah 5 and 2 are Pretty annoying!

[Maniac]

i did 1,3,4 of them.

[wirodeu]

Really!?? Cool!

[Maniac]

yea?yea...

[Stickman220]

Easy Games!!!

the most simple games on the planet:

click/dont click: http://psycho-ward.org/games/rideasy/clickdont.shtml

number three: http://psycho-ward.org/games/rideasy/num3.shtml

ball and box: http://psycho-ward.org/games/rideasy/ballandbox.html

true or false: http://psycho-ward.org/games/rideasy/truefalse.shtml

the right choice: http://psycho-ward.org/games/rideasy/right.shtml

easy enough?

(i am sorry if people cant post these kind of things)

[Mistery]

Well, it's more jokes than really games, not sure where this thread should be put.

[bige92]

so a man was driving in his van in the woods & he hears a sound so he gets out & sees a dead heir ( < bunny like thing ) so he puts it on his van & crys tht a women sees him & stops. & she asks wat is wrong he says i killed this heir here & she sad to, tht she says wait! i've got somthing here in the boot of my car. so she gets out a spray & puts it on the heir & it gets up & waves & walks down the road a bit & waves & again & again... so the man asks wat does tht say on tht tin & she says ''hair restorer birings back dead hair. but it turns out a bit wavy! ''

[Stickman220]

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

- If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

- If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.

- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you."

- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.

- If you are a blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

[doglover]

ROFL!!!!!!

[Stickman220]

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.

The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.

Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"

"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

[doglover]

FUNNY!!! ROFL!!!