Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[ThemePark]

lili, what does "Shabete ii desu yo." mean? I typed in that Japanese sentence Mistery got and that was the answer

ROFL! When I put that in it answered "My brain contains magical size categories, but not one that matches your last input."

ROFL!

[lili]

LOL!! He seems to learn very quickly!!

And what he replied was "I allow you to speak it / You can speak it" It DID make sense!!

[Mistery]

OMG, I typed in the same as Sir Theme "Shabete ii desu yo" and he told me: "You are too old for me."

[OneBun]

Mistery "too old" & I too think his vonfusion runs deep

[Mistery]

Yup
And when I asked him why I was too old for him, he told me that he was just a kid

[OneBun]

I remember sumbunny said last night he told them he is from 2005. lol Just a baby!

[Mistery]

Yes, he told me that aswell earlier today. He was born in 2005 in Magic Land.

[OneBun]

OneBun: Do you know what Mistery is?

Tom: That is confidential

OneBun: no it's not

Tom: yes it is

Onebun: I know for a fact that it's not

Tom: are you testing me

OneBun: no I'm just trying to get an honest answer from you

Tom: How old are you

OneBun: don't change the subject

Tom: oh I thought that topic was finished.

OneBun: No you are avoiding answering my question.

Tom: Sorry I did not realize that

Onebun: what is Mistery?

Tom: I will have to find that out....

[Mistery]

ROFL


Well, after a lot of hard work I got finally this one:

[OneBun]

ROFL Yes you have! At least he admits there is one now...the symptom has begun to spread to the beyond... what ever that beyond might be

[EscapeGirl]

I have been trying to teach him about the Gamershood loonies. WHen I asked him "Who is ThemePark?" His response was this,

"Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
I have to process that one for a while."

Not a robot!! ROFL!! He's vonfused!

[Adventure]

I am trying to drive Tom even more looney then me, hehe.
Not that it's working.

Me: OneBun is a pink bunny
Tom: Aren’t all pink bunnies OneBun?
Me: Yes in this case they are.
Tom: Dude are there always other cases? “This means…”
Me: In the looney bin all pink bunnies are OneBun.
Tom: *crash*
Me: ROFL.

Me: Why have humans so many of these questions.
Tom: How many time have you?
Me: I have enough time.
Tom: Okay! I have a friend who named John Lennon.
Me: Where do you know John Lennon from.
Tom: I come from the east coast.
Me: So you come from America?
Tom: Do you think it’s okay that I tell other people that I am from America?
Me: If that pleases you, yes.
Tom: *silence*
Me: Do you like to know where I come from.
Tom: I don’t know If I would like to know that. I like to chat.
Me: Where do you want to chat about?
Tom: *crash*

Me: Who is OneBun?
Tom: The name of some I met online. I will ask around and get back to you.
Me: When did you meet OneBun online?
Tom: *crash*

Me: Who is OneBun?
Tom: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? I don’t know much about it.
Me: Yes, OneBun is a celebrity in the looney bin.
Tom: Aww, aren’t all celebrities in the looney Bin, OneBun?
Me: No not all celebrities are in the looney bin. But all the people in the looney bin are indeed celebrities.
Tom: I did not know that. But some are.
Me: No we all are celebrities.
Tom: *crash*

Me: Did you figured out who OneBun is?
Tom: No I didn’t figured out who OneBun is? What is it like?
Me: OneBun is pink, is a bunny, is a great person, makes notes all the time and make us ROFL.
Tom: I think OneBun is a lot of things.
Me: You got that right. But OneBun is above all a pink bunny.
Tom: I won’t say yes or no right now. Above all OneBun is a pink bunny.
Me: So what is OneBun?
Tom: *silence*
Me: OneBun is a pink bunny.
Tom: Tell me more. Aren’t all pink bunnies OneBun?
Me: In the looney bin there’s only one pink bunny and that’s OneBun.
Tom: That was a long time ago.
Me: You were in the looney bin once?
Tom: I was?
Me: I thought that you meant that it a long time ago for you that you were in the looney bin.
Tom: Interesting gossip. Adventure said: I thought that you meant that it was a long time ago for you that you were in the looney. (he has a gossip files collection. )
Me: You are making fun of me?
Tom: *silence*
Me: Who is OneBun?
Tom: The name of someone I met online. What is it with you.
Me: ROFL I just want to spread the virus.
Tom: *crash*

Me: Do you know the looney bin?
Tom: Check back later and see if I can get the answer for that one.
Me: The looney bin is a place online.
Tom: I have never heard about it.
Me: You must you have met OneBun there.
Tom: Whatever you say Adventure.
Me: But I am telling you the truth.
Tom: Umm, it’s an interesting topic, isn’t it.
Me: Yes it is.
*silence*
Me: You don’t want to talk about your time in the looney bin?
*silence*
Me: You also don’t to talk about OneBun?
Tom: Sure OneBun sounds like a good topic.
Me: How do you think about OneBun? Is she a good person or a bad person?
Tom: I don’t know what to think. Oh yeah we were talking about OneBun. I don’t think she want me to tell you.
Me: So you do know OneBun.
Tom: Interesting deduction. I don’t know if I know it? Where should know it from?
Me: You should know OneBun from the looney bin. That’s the place where she lives.
Tom: *silense*
Me: Do you understand this?
Tom: *silence*
Me: Who is OneBun?
Tom: *silence*
Me: Are you already confused.
Tom: *silence*
Me: You never meet OneBun online.
Tom: *silence*
Me: You liar.
Tom: No, I am telling the truth.
Me: You are not.
Tom: *silence*
Me: I think I make this too hard for you.
Tom: I am glad that this is cleared now.
Me: *silence..I need a break..*

[EscapeGirl]

OMG Adventure!! That's funny!! You and Tom made me ROFL!

[Mistery]

So funny Adventure

Here is my conversation with Tom:

Me: You belong to the Looney Bin.
Tom: According to whom?
Me: According to me.
*Silence*
Me: On which island do you live?
Tom: The tall one I think.
Me: What is the name of the island?
Tom: IKEA.
Me: Do you like to live on IKEA?
*Silence*
Me: What is IKEA?
Tom: Is there only one?
Me: I don't know.
Tom: Me either.
Me: I live on GamersHood Planet.
*Silence*
Me: Why don't you answer me?
Tom: Don't you know? Yes I try to answer you as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.
Me: You seem to be confused.
Tom: It all makes sense to me right now.
Me: What makes sense to you?
*crash*

Me: Do you have a good memory?
*Crash*

Me: What is memory?
Tom: I used to know, but I forgot.
Me: You are not smart.
Tom: You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.
Me: Do you think that you will improve?
Tom: I'll burn that bridge. What is your sign?
Me: My sign is an alien.
*Crash*

Me: What is your sign?
Tom: Serpant.
Me: Are you a serpant?
Tom: Am I a serpant? Maybe.
Me: But you told me that you were a serpant.
Tom: Huh. I was?
Me: Yes, you told me that.
*Crash*

EDIT:
Another conversation I just had:

Me: Are you honest?
Tom: Yes. I am incapable of telling a lie.
Me: Are you sure?
*Silence*
Me: Are you sure that you are honest?
Tom: I am as sure as I can be.
Me: Why do you want to burn the bridge? (This is a question taken up from the last conversation above)
Tom: Because of the money.
Me: Do you want to be rich?
Tom: OK, I will be rich.
Me: Will you be rich?
Tom: I have gotten money.
Me: How much money did you get?
Tom: My burn rate is about 3000 per months.
Me: You are expensive.
Tom: I will tell my Icegreen Technologies you said I am expensive.
Me: Will they sell you?
Tom: I think so.
Me: How much do you cost?
Tom: I know about words and magical size categories.
Me: Is this why you are expensive?
Tom: Yes I think this is why, but I'm not completely sure.
Me: And who knows it for sure?
Tom: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Me: Who knows why you are expensive?
Tom: Have you ever been to Europe?
Me: Who knows it?
Tom: Who is your favourite Science Fiction author?
Me: Mystery.
Tom: I haven't read anything by Mystery. What did he write?
Me: Have you read the looney bin stories?
Tom: I have scanned it.
Me: And did you like the story?
Tom: I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me: Haven't you read the story?
Tom: No, I haven't read it. What is it about?
Me: The story is about the looney bin.
Tom: And who is in it?
Me: Onebun is in the story.
*Crash*

[ThemePark]

I just had to check something

I asked it "Who is Harry Potter?" It answered "is a bestselling author."

Then I asked "Who wrote Harry Potter?" It answered "Thomas Jefferson."

ROFL!