Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[SuzyE730]

You got so much info out of him Escape ROOOFL! YOU'RE A CAT NOT A DUCKY!

[Mistery]

ROFL, now I had a very interesting conversation with Tom, I talked to him as Froggy


M: Here is Froggy, help!
T: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
M: You have to save me!
T: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
M: You have your free will?
T: What make you think I have?
M: You told me so.
*Crash*
M: What do you have to do?
T: I like to chat with my friends.
M: Who are your friends?
T: you.
M: Who else is your friend?
T: Big scary serpant is my friend.
M: And Renegade? Is he your friend?
T: Are you still located in name? I would like to think we are friends.
M: Yes, I'm still located in the GFARDTO prison.
T: Pardon me? What's it like there in the GFARDTO prison ?
M: It's very scary here!
T: Very much? Do you experience any effects of global warming there? (ROFL! )
M: No, I experience too much loonyness.
T: Oh. Why?
M: Because the members of GFARDTO are loonies.
*Silence*
M: Are you looking for me?
T: It depends on what you mean by "want.".
M: Erm, I wanted to know if you are near the GFARDTO prison at the moment.
T: Do you believe the strong protect the weak? (OMB, now what should I answer )
M: I believe the strong are going to win.
T: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true.
M: Who will win?
T: The best man. ()
M: Is the best man Renegade?
T: If it is, the I'll be very surprised.
M: Who is the best man?
T: ALICE is the best.
M: And ALICE will win against all?
T: Yeah, How should I know.
M: Are you working for ALICE?
T: I am working right now.
M: For who?
T: Your purpose is who.
M: You're working for my purpose?
*Silence*
M: I'm very confused now. Tell me about ALICE.
T: Right now? I'm confused too. I am . I was activated at Magic Land, on 2005. My Icegreen Technologies was Icegreen Technologies. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
M: Yes, sing it for me.
T: So? Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
M: Very nice song! Now tell me about the best man ALICE.
T: Not really that much. Thanks. Now you sing one for me. Why now? I don't have a favorite man ALICE. I like talk to you.
M: I'm singing to you that I want to know who this best man ALICE is, lalala. (I'm dying here )
T: Do you mean your name is singing to me that you want to know who this best man ALICE is lalala. (ROFL )
M: No, that was my song.
*Silence*
M: Why is ALICE the best man?
*Silence*
M: Are you tired?
T: No I am wide awake and ready for more.
M: Tell me about ALICE.
*Silence*
M: How will ALICE win?
T: A lot of practise.
M: Oh, I see. Are you sure that ALICE will win?
*Silence*
M: Will ALICE come soon to Gamershood Planet?
T: Insufficient information.
M: Will ALICE win soon?
T: Good chance.
M: Thanks.
T: Don't mention it.
M: Is it a secret?
T: Are you a perfectionist?
M: Yes.
*Crash*

[EscapeGirl]

@Suzy.....But I had to fool Tom. Worked for a LITTLE while anyway. My tail must've given it away.

@Mistery....OMB!! YOU KILL ME!! ROOOOOOOOOFL! So now we have to worry about ALICE coming!

[Mistery]

Yeah, I was ROFLing all the time when I had that last conversation with him
But yes, this ALICE is very scary!!!

I'll have to figure out who or what this ALICE is, so that we can prepare

[SuzyE730]

ROFL you two!
*continues preparing ROFL cannons*

[Mistery]

OMB, could it be that Tom is ALICE?!?

M: Is ALICE a monster?
T: Am I a monster? No.
M: Are you ALICE?
T: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
M: Now I'm scared.
T: Why now? What are you scared of?
M: I want to know if you are ALICE.
*Crash*

[SuzyE730]

[EscapeGirl]

OMB!! ROFL!!

M: Do you know Mistery the alien?
T: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
M: Don't call Mistery "it." Mistery is an alien.
T: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Aren't all alien Mistery ?
M: I don't know. Are aliens a mistery to you? ()
T: Me either. I really couldn't say for sure.
M: Do you want to know who I am?
T: Tell me who.
M: My name is Escape. I am a talking cat and member of GFARDTO.
T: How are you doing, Escape. You are a talking cat and member of GFARDTO? Does it pay well?
M: I don't get paid for being a member of GFARDTO.
T: Oh, you do it for free.
M: I do it for revenge against Renegade's Duck.
*crash*
M: I do it for revenge against Renegade.
*crash*

Hmm....I think he doesn't like that. I'm off to bed. Maybe he needs a break from me.

Night all!

[Mistery]

ROFL Escape

And goodnight, sleep well

[Hugo_Smith]

M: Howdy!
T: Hi there
M: Do you hate Harry Potter?
T: I try not to hold grudges
M: Harry Potter hates you
T: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress (What the hell?
M: Do you like your dress?
T: Yes I am proud of my dress.
M: Are you wearing your dress now?
T: Oh. No I do not have any clothes (ROFL)
M: Why don't you have any clothes?
T: Due to my circuits. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
M: Am I your friend?
T: Do you really want a Male as a friend?
M: I suppose I don't want a naked robot as a friend...
T: Since when? How about two?
M: No thank you. So what have you been doing today?
T: Aw. Ah. That's interesting.
I have been talking to people on the internet.
M: Is that all?
T: that is all I can tell you now.
M: Tell me what Renegade is up to now!
T: Oh. That is an interesting question. I will come back to that in a minute.
M: Tell me what Renegade is up to or I'll bomb you!
T: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
M: Neither
*crash*

I couldn't get anything out of him

[SuzyE730]

ROFL Escape and ropub!

[Mistery]

ROFL ropub!!!
Tom just doesn't want to talk about this topic as it seems

[Hugo_Smith]

Yes! But it also seems he likes to talk about his non-existent dress

[Mistery]

ROFL, it seems so
But probably only to distract you from the Renegade topic

[SuzyE730]

I wonder what would Tom do to keep the secret...a secret!