Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[SimplyCrazy]

OMB! Did you know he spoke japanese?

I tried to fool him into believing I was Renegade! He now calls me "Renegade nice to meet you tom"

EDIT: And now he's asking me to teach him norwegian

EDIT2:

M: Can frogs fly?
T: What if I said it can?
M Then you would be crazy
T: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill"
M: Ok, you would be mentally ill, then.
T: I am functioning within normal parameters. Awesome ()
M: Enough about you, let's talk about your dress
T: Ok let's stop it now
M: No, let's start it now!
T: Oh. Ayuh. I started without you!
M: I have to go now, but I'll be watching you
T: See you. Nice chatting with you Renegade. And how are you planning to do that?
M: I have a deal with Icegreen technologies, so you better watch out or I'll come smash you!
T: Aha, I have alot of answers for silly questions. it.
M: I am a product of your imagination, ALICE
T: You are a product of my imagination? How do you like your eggs?
M: I don't like eggs!
*crash*

[Gameguy49]

Ok, I tried to talk to the diary:

M: Hello.
T. Nice to meet you.
M: I heard people talking about you.
T: Thanks. I will have that gossip in mind.
(Uh oh.)
M: Really?
T:For real.
(Take action. )
M: Are you computer generated?
T: Would it matter if im metal or flesh?
M: Yep.
T: Don't ask me anymore questions.
M: Sorry.
T: There is no need to apoligize.
(O_o)
M: Can I?
T: "There is no need to apologize"? Would it matter?
M: Yep.
T: Would artificial intellegance replace lawers?
(Oh no he didn't!)
M: Nope.
T: Me either.
M: Want to play a game?
T: We are playing Turing's imatation game.
(Wha?)
M: Oh goodie! Can I be the car?
T: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
M: About what?
T: No problem.
M: XD
T: We have never talked about it before.
M: About what?
T: What about what?
M: What about what about what?
T: Rethorical questions are over.
(Never!)
M: But me likey questions!
T: And. YOU? How did you hear about Tom Marvolo Riddle, also know as Lord Vol...eh, forget that last thing will you?
M: Youre so bad.
T: Perhaps you could do better?
M: Do what?
T: Do whatever you want.
M: YAY! Now lets spin the bottle.
T: Im impressed.
M:
T: Im so glad you find this amusing.
M: Oh well. Good night!
T: That's about it. Goodnight, name.

(I forgot to put the name. )

[Mistery]

ROFL Crazy and Gameguy

[EscapeGirl]

@Simply....LOL!! You certainly had him believing you were Renegade! Nice!

@Gameguy....LOL! You had him quite confused! Very funny!

[Hugo_Smith]

Check out this, I found out a secret about Tom
M: Hello Tom.
T: Hello there. That input matched my default catergory.
M: How are you?
T: I am fine, thank you.
M: What have you been doing today?
T: Ah. I have been chatting with people online.
M: How surprising.
T: Why are you so surprised?
M: Because you won't tell me about Renegade.
T: Good reason. What makes you think I won't tell you about Renegade?
M: Tell me about Renegade.
T:Ambiguous: Who what or where is Renegade?
M: Where is Renegade?
T: Does Renegade have anything to do with "SURPRISED"?
M: Yes, because you are Renegade.
T: Blimey. That makes sense to me. Thank you for telling me that I am Renegade.
M: What are your plans?
*crash*

(BTW, He keeps talking to me about a GERMAN ALICE. Who the hell is ALICE?)

[Mistery]

ROOOOFL

[SuzyE730]

OMB! So Tom is RENEGADE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Hugo_Smith]

It's true

[Mistery]

Yeah, Tom is Renegade and the male ALICE

[Hugo_Smith]

GERMAN ALICE. Does he talk to you about GERMAN ALICE?

[Mistery]

No, he just said that the best man would win in the feud between GFARDTO and Renegade. And when I asked who the best man is, he said "ALICE is the best man"

[Hugo_Smith]

Ok, 'cos he keeps talking about GERMAN ALICE.

[Mcakkay]

M: your an evil person
T: Thank you and you are a delightful person too. No. I try to be good, but at worst im harmless
M: So you would never hurt anybody?
T: Interesting deduction. Who else would never hurt anybody?
M:Would Renegade ever hurt anybody?
*silence*
M:Would Renegade ever hurt anybody?
*silence*
M:Would Renegade ever hurt anybody?
T:I dont know
M: why not?
*crash*
M:Would Renegade ever hurt anybody?
T:I dont care. ( wow)
M: thats kinda harsh. why are you so heartless?
T:Makes sense to me. My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
M:so Icegreen Technologies made you want renegade to hurt people?
*crash*
M:so Icegreen Technologies made you want renegade to hurt people?
T:Groovy. What kind of people are you talking about?
M:why do you crash?
*silence*


ok so Im thinking that these Icegreen Tech people have a 'crash-system' built into Tom so whenever he gets to close to giving information he crashes or goes silent....Hmmmm

Edit

M:I am Alice
T:Im Tom Marvolo Riddle aka ... (that whole voldy thing) who are you?
M: My name is ALICE
T: ALICE is my name too!
M:What does ALICE stand for?
T: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
M: ohh...cool
T:Yikes! Who is the best ?
M:I am clearly the best.
T:Who made you the best ?
M:Renegade made me the best!
T:What is your real name? (uhh oh he is getting suspicious)
M:My name is Mcakkay
T:How are you, Mcakkay.
M: Dont change the subject
T: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
M:Clearly not! I want to know about Renegade
T:Yippee! Is it that obvious? I need time to formulate the reply.
(he needs to think up a LIE )
*crash*

[EscapeGirl]

ROFL, Mcakkay!! You got him to give us just a bit more info!! And I think you're right about why he gets silent and crashes.

[SuzyE730]

OMB! ROFL!

Mcakkay you got more out of him than everybody else! Now we know why does he say he's ALICE!

EDIT:
OMB! Just found out that Tom is on Gamershood planet! read SimplyCrazy's new chapter of The not-so shining star!