Corrupting wishes

[Chocbubbles]

granted but everyone gets annoyed with you and shuns u for life

i wish i was way better a shooting than i am, target shooting that is...

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but then you accidentaly hit someone you think is a target and kill them. ()

i wish that i could come up with a good game...

[Chocbubbles]

(hmmm, well that's impossible, unless i turned sideways and i thought they were a piece of cardboard )

granted but no one plays it

i wish the guys i like weren't such jerks

[LovelyUndeadVam]

(OMG i have the same problems)

granted, but you don't like them afterwards.

i wish that i could get a boyfriend.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but he treats u badly and u leave him

i wish i had a genie that would grant me endless wishes

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but his wish granting is always bad.

i wish that i could sing to someone.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but they run away screaming at your singing

i wish the internet didn't always disconnect when the phone rings

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but you never leave the house again because you like to talk on the phone and on the internet all the time.

i wish that i could come up with a nice, little nursery rhyme that everyone liked.

[someguy]

Granted, but it's so popular, you get annoyed and go into an emo rage.
I wish something good was on tv.

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but you get fat from sitting around too much.

i wish that someone would call me.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but someguy has to go nighty nights

EDIT: granted but it's your worst enemy

i wish i could buy a CD i've wanted for ages, with money i don't have

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but it turns out that it sucks.

i wish that my hair looked decent.

[Chocbubbles]

granted...

i wish i had a chocolate bun

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but it's stale.

i wish that i could sneeze already!

[Chocbubbles]

granted but now u can't stop

i wish i had some chocolate chip cookies