Corrupting wishes

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but they are sugar free and UN tasty. BWAHAHA!

i wish that i had a good hate song.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but u get sick of it

i wish u were sweet and kind and wouldn't corrupt my wishes

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but i turn out evil and do it anyways.

i wish that skinny people didn't think they were fat.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but now overweight people think they're skinny

i wish i was in a movie that everyone in the world loved

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but now no one will leave you alone and they watch you bathe at night.

i wish that certain people would just leave me alone.

[Chocbubbles]

(eww)

granted but now some other people start to annoy u

i wish certain people would move to another country and never return

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but now you start to miss them because you secretly liked to be bugged by them.

i wish that my song would just loop so i don't have to keep pressing play.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but u get sick of it and there's no way to make it stop

i wish i could tune into my favourite radio station again (i can't get a signal on my radio anymore )

[LovelyUndeadVam]

granted, but as soon as you do your radio breaks and you can't have another one.

i wish that i made sense.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but now ur boring

i wish i had a pet mouse

[Alias]

Granted but it gets rabies and kills you

I wish I had some chocolate

[Chocbubbles]

granted but it turns mouldy when you touch it

i wish there wasn't dust in my eye

[Justeazy]

Granted, but there is an elephant in your ear!


I wish cat hair wasn't stuck to my tongue!!!

[Chocbubbles]

granted but now it's stuck up your nose

i wish i could think of the beggining of my second chapter

[Justeazy]

Granted, but noone wants to read it! (I would tho, )



I wish I could type my book faster!