Corrupting wishes

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but then they weren't wishes cuz they were fishes so the wishes didnt come true.....wait then they wouldnt be fishes would they?......omg paradox!!!

I wish paradox' were easier

[Brimful-Asha]

(why on earth would u want that )

wish granted but they r smelly rotten fish.
darn mac beat me to it.

wish granted but then life gets harder.

i wish my house has hidden treasure buried somewhere.

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but the treasue is bones that your dog buried there


I wish I could be a cartoon just for one day

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but your cartoon eyes remain with you forever.

wish i did not have to work tomorrow.

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but your fired

I wish I didn't have night blindness

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but you have just realised how horrible your girl looks in bed.

wish i had invisible eyes at the back of my head.

[Elni]

wish granted but they both have astigmatism

I wish for the days to last longer

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but days get unbearably cold.

i wish i did not feel the cold

[Elni]

wish granted but now you start feel the heat

I wish Icould travel through the net my self

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but u get lost in a **** site.

i wish i had a time machine.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but it's broken

I wish I had my own island

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but there is no life form there but u.

wish i could go to mars.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but you cannot breath there

I wish I could take a nap right now

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but you never wake up.

wish i got paid for doin nothing.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but you lost the money

I wish I could travel a lot