Corrupting wishes

[RC-10M]

wish granted, but there all boring,

i wish my b day would be sooner

[someguy]

wish granted, but everyone forgets.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[pepr_mintz]

wish granted, but you die in the process.

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but you have to make wish to get it granted

I wish I hadn't broken that glass today

[Jones]

Wish granted but you still get blamed for it

I wish I could get a Wii

[pepr_mintz]

wish granted, but you pay 10 million dollars for it.

[someguy]

you have to post a question with your answer...

I'll answer jones again

Wish granted, Jones, but it's broken

I wish something good would come on t.v. right now.

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but you haqve to pay for it and it's SO overpriced

I wish I'd stayed in town a lil' longer

[someguy]

granted, but everyone in town hates you.

I wish more people were on GH right now.

[Maniac]

Wish granted, but all are guests.
I wish that my wishes be exactly what I wish for and not currupted.

[someguy]

wish granted, but you can't think of anything to wish for.

I wish my eyes didn't hurt.

[Maniac]

Your eyes don't hurt but now your whole body does.
I wish I could meet god.

[someguy]

wish granted but you don't like what you see.

I wish it was the fourth of july right now.

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but it never will be again

I wish i were thinner

[someguy]

granted, but then you get too thin and a doctor says you have to get fatter.
(like meh new avatar?)

I wish for a wish so I could wish a wish that was a good wish and then wish again a wish.