Jokes

[Strongbull]

Yah but that would be BOOOOORING *rolls eyes*

[Jones]

Mah boi!!! There's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone ya like!

[EscapeGirl]

This is just too funny... Be sure to do what it says at the bottom once you've read it through the first time. You'll laugh.

Letter of Recommendation

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

Regards,
Project Leader

KEEP READING...

Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader:

Sorry, but that idiot w! as reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my assessment.

Regards,
Project Leader

[Clank]

Thats so clever I didnt realise until it told me what to do

[Lausco]

That is so funny!

[ell]

what dose a fat guy do whin hes fat hes looseing wat

[gh1]

what or weight? lol

[old biker]

Two friends at the bar are having a beer and talking about stuff and one of them has a red cap on his head. a man comes in the bar and asks for a beer ,and says "give the guy with the red cap a beer too"
the man finishes his beer and asks for another one "and give the guy with the cap one more too"
so the friend says to the red cap guy ,give me that cap so i ll have a free beer too next time.
so the man finishes his beer and asks for another one and shout.. ooh WTH
give everybody one exept for the red cap ,he had already two

[SteelersFreak]

10 random things i thought up at two in the morning


1.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered

2.Why does a round pizza come in a square box

3.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp

4.If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid, DIPPY song about him

5.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from

6.

Does the
Alphabet song
and
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?
7.
Why ON EARTH did you just try singing OR HUMMING the two songs above?

8.Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window

9.If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner

10.If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a SMALL hole in a boat

i got another one. and you didnt think of these. they are from an email that people are sending around. but heres another.

did you ever notice that people pay to go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in a telescope to look down at the ground

[funja]

i know i copied it from a webpage didnt write any of it i guess i copied everthing except the guys name dont knwo what site i got this off of just to clear that up i didnt make these up just copied and pasted from a webpage

lol i need to use punctuation lol thats hard for even me to read lol

[RBS]

Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips.

There are more Catholic churches in Las Vegas than casinos.

Worshippers regularly put casino chips in when the basket is passed.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

That work is done by the chip monks.

[leapfrog]

Haha RBS, made me smile.

[Lausco]

So funny! The best joke I have heard in ages

[PatrickStar]

Jokes

Here in this thread put jokes.

they can be funny, old, or just plain cheezy ohh and nothing dirty

ill start
what time is it when an elaphant sits on your fence

time to get a new fence

[robollama]

Here in this thread put jokes.

they can be funny, old, or just plain cheezy ohh and nothing dirty

ill start
what time is it when an elaphant sits on your fence

time to get a new fence

loool