Corrupting wishes

**Chocbubbles** · 10-01-2008, 03:51:21

granted but i feel guilty for you and turn u in

i wish i was an inventor and all my inventions worked

**LovelyUndeadVam** · 10-01-2008, 03:53:55

granted, but they are all deathly and work so well that they kill everyone.

i wish that i had a wonka bar.

**Chocbubbles** · 10-01-2008, 03:56:16

granted but it tastes disgusting and it's mouldy

i wish i had some tasty sherbet to eat (i tried making some but i didn't mix it well and i got a big mouthful of baking soda

)

**LovelyUndeadVam** · 10-01-2008, 03:57:25

granted, but it's not as good as you thought it would be and you're disappointed. (aww.

i'm sorry)

i wish that i could play pool.

**Chocbubbles** · 10-01-2008, 04:01:22

granted but you hit someone in the mouth with a ball and you get banned from playing it

i wish i was a famous actress

**LovelyUndeadVam** · 10-01-2008, 04:02:23

granted, but you get so depressed that you kill yourself (for the second time

)

i wish that i could play the guitar.

**Chocbubbles** · 10-01-2008, 04:07:06

granted you're really good but unfortunately for some unknown reason it sounds horrible to everyone else

i wish i could hit the high notes when i'm singing

**LovelyUndeadVam** · 10-01-2008, 04:08:50

granted, but you hit them so high that you pop an eardrum.

i wish that i wasn't so cold (and hot at the same time)

**Chocbubbles** · 10-01-2008, 04:11:25

granted but you die

i wish i had some chicken noodles to eat again

**LovelyUndeadVam** · 10-01-2008, 04:12:24

granted, but you burn you tongue so bad that you can't eat it.

i wish that my sister wasn't so mean to me.

**Chocbubbles** · 10-01-2008, 04:14:18

granted she's so nice she gives you anything you want, but turns evil a year later

i wish my cat didn't get grumpy as easily as she does

**LovelyUndeadVam** · 10-01-2008, 04:16:39

granted, but she's so nice that you can't stand her.

i wish that my sister's boyfriend actually made sense

**Chocbubbles** · 10-01-2008, 04:19:03

granted but you fall in love with him

i wish i had a boyfriend

**LovelyUndeadVam** · 10-01-2008, 04:22:00

(EWWWW!!! he's 21 and engaged!!)

granted, but he's abusive and you don't want to leave him.

i wish that i had a wonderful vampire boyfriend.

**Chocbubbles** · 10-01-2008, 04:23:42

granted but he bites your best friend and kills her and then runs away with her to get married

i wish i was a real good dancer

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