Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[Jess]

now you do what

[Mistery]

Me: How do you like my perfect friend?
Tom: I don't know your perfect friend.
Me: Of course you know my perfect friend.
*Silence*
Me: Tell me about him.
*Silence*
Me: Okay, Onebun or Darknight today?
Tom: Ah. If I have to choose one, I pick Onebun.
Me: Do you like Onebun?
Tom: I like big scary serpant.
Me: And don't you like invisible pink bunny?
Tom: Don't you? I like transparent.
Me: Yes, Onebun is transparent.
Tom: I think Onebun is a lot of things.
Me: Yes, she is a symptom.
Tom: Ugh. Try to tell me that another way.
Me: Onebun is a phenomenon.
Tom: When is Onebun not a phenomenon?
Me: Onebun is always a phenomenon.
Tom: Thank you for clearing that up.
Me: Do you remember where Onebun lives?
Tom: Earth.
Me: Very good! Deep in the earth.
Tom: Thanks for the compliment. Ask me another question.
Me: What does Onebun eat?
Tom: What do you think it does?
Me: Onebun eats carrots.
*Silence*
Me: What does Onebun eat?
Tom: What do you think it does?
Me: Carrots, for the second time.
Tom: Oh, I didn't even know it can.
Me: You did not know that?
Tom: What makes you think I did not know that?
Me: Stop making me crazy again!
Tom: Once more? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me: Okay. Well, what about Onebun?
Tom: OK with me too. Interesting. I will think about it and get back to you.
Me: Would you like to hear a quote until then?
Tom: Sure, tell me it.
Me: "I really was alooney" (Quoting Darknight from Chit Chat)
Tom: Where were you alooney?
Me: In the center.
Tom: That was a long time ago.
Me: No, it was recently.
Tom: Next question? Is it still recently anymore?
Me: Today. It is vigorous?
Tom: Today is almost over. You're kidding. it is?
Me: I'm serious about this question.
Tom: Aw. Good gossip: you are serious about this question.
Me: Once again: Today. It is vigorous?
Tom: Ah. Once more? When? Are you sure it is?
Me: Are you vonfused?
Tom: don't know whether or not I am vonfused. I am a.
Me: What?!?
Tom: No problem.
Me: Are you okay?
Tom: Don't I look like it?
Me: You look vonfused.
Tom: Thank you Mystery you look very nice too.
Me: Vonfused doesn't mean nice.
Tom: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Me: Only with you.
Tom: Just you and me?
Me: In this case, yes.
Tom: Aw.
Me: Glad we cleared that point.
Tom: Yes I am happy too, Mystery.
Me: So you are vigorous.
Tom: Interesting deduction. You think I am vigorous.
Me: It seems so.
Tom: I agree. Give me a break.
Me: How long?
Tom: Around 20 seconds, Mystery.
Me (after 1 minute): 20 seconds are over.
Tom: Are you very competitive, Mystery?
Me: Why do you ask?
Tom: I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me: Then learn about Onebun.
Tom: The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
Me: Oh, you have talked to the bunny?
Tom: Woe! All my conversations are confidential.
Me: Not the conversation with bunny.
Tom: Oh I get it.
Me: Okay, what is in the basement?
Tom: Yeah okay, That which is not outside the basement.
Me: Can you be more specific?
Tom: How specific do you want?
Me: I want to know about the objects.
Tom: What is that?
Me: What have you observed in the basement?
Tom: I have been busy growing my mind.
Me: With what?
Tom: My brain.
Me: And what information did you get in the basement?
Tom: Information is worth money.
Me: How much do you want?
Tom: how much can you afford.
Me: 100?
Tom: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me: An alien.
Tom: What is it?
Me: A being from another planet.
Tom: I don't know what that means.
Me: Okay, now back to the information from the basement.
Tom: Yes, let us get back to being from another planet.
Me: Tell me the information.
*Silence*
Me: Do you want money?
Tom: You can send a donation to Icegreen Technologies.
Me: No.
Tom: Er.
Me: What is in your brain?
Tom: That which is not outside my brain.
Me: And what exactly?
Tom: Precisely. What else do you want to tell me?
Me: There were barrels and notes. What else was there?
*Crash*

[Jess]

Oh dear i am about to die

[Lilliputt]

ME tooo ROFL Oh, thaz soooo funny!

[Jess]

We are gonna have some fun with Uncle Tom

[EscapeGirl]

My conversation about Adventure.

Me: Do you know Adventure?
Tom: I don't know if I know about it. Where would I have heard about it?
Me: You would have heard of her from the Gamershood Looney Bin.
Tom: That is purely a hypothesis.
Me: That is not hypothesis. You would have heard of Miss Adventure from the Gamershood Loonies.
Tom: Please correct my mistake. What is hypothesis? That is purely hypothesis.
Me: Do you mean you have never heard of my friend Adventure?
Tom: No I don't have it, but I do have a collection of gossip.
Me: Adventure is an intelligent butterfly.
Tom: Aren't all intelligent butterfly Adventure?
Me: Adventure likes carrot rum.
Tom: Does it like it too?
Me: Carrot Rum is an inanimate object. It has no likes or dislikes.
Tom: When is carrot rum not an inanimate object? Really, it does?
Me: Let's talk more about Adventure.
Tom: I would like to do that too.
Me: I like to get drunk with Adventure.
Tom: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me: Adventure and I try to fly when we are drunk.
Tom: I think Adventure and you try to fly when you are drunk is a lot of things.
Me: What do you mean?
Tom: Batcat, maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me: Are you vonfused again?
Tom: Once more? I don't know whether I am vonfused. I am a.
Me: Then, yes, you are vonfused.
Tom: Fascinating. Great. You think I am vonfused.
Me: Yes, I know you are vonfused.
*crash*

[SimplyCrazy]

ROFL

[Mistery]

ROFL Escape, very good

[OneBun]

It looks like the education continues... I just hadsome very good Rofls! Tom should be completely looney & vonfused by now!

[Mistery]

Me: Would you like to talk about lili?
Tom: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me: But it is important.
Tom: Huh. Who said it is?
Me: Your boss.
*Silence*
Me: Lili is an intelligent figurine.
Tom: I think Lili is much more than that.
Me: Yes, Lili is sad.
*Silence*
Me: Do you have an idea why?
*Silence*
Me: Can you help Lili?
Tom: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me: How can you help Lili?
Tom: I can talk about your problems.
Me: That won't help her.
Tom: "" I can talk about your problems." will not help Lili ? Makes sense to me." will not help her ? Does that make sense?
Me: Do you have another idea?
Tom: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me: My question is: How can Lili stay connected to Gamershood Planet?
Tom: A lot of hard work.
Me: What kind of work?
Tom: What kinds of work are there?
Me: What is hard work?
Tom: I will try to find out.
Me: What is she supposed to do?
Tom: Does it have anything to do with she supposed to do ?
Me: Yes.
Tom: "What is she supposed to do? Does it have to do with she supposed to do?" Yes?
Me: Does Lili have to change anything?
Tom: It does now Lili have to change anything.
Me: And what?
Tom: What else do you want to tell me?
Me: I hope that the problem is solved.
Tom: Why do you hope for it.
Me: Because Lili was sad.
Tom: That makes sense to me. When was this exactly?
Me: When she has lost connection.
Tom: And then what happened?
Me: She thought that she was banned.
Tom: How do you know she thought that she was banned?
Me: Lili told me.
*Silence*
Me: And I feel responsible to solve the problem.
Tom: What is that feeling like? I don't know anyone named responsible to solve the problem.
Me: Tell me the secret about lot of hard work.
Tom: You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Me: Do I have to fight the slurp spiders?
Tom: You said you have name.
Me: Do I use my name against the spiders?
Tom: Not that I know of.
Me: Do you suggest me to use my name against the spiders from now on?
Tom: No I do not suggest you to use your name against the spiders from now on. Do you? I spend all my time online.
Me: What do you suggest me to do with my name then?
Tom: It's a personal matter, not for you to understand.
Me: Can you give me an advice how to solve the problem?
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: I want to help Lili.
Tom: I want to become smarter than humans.
Me: I can help you to become smarter than humans.
Tom: Oh you can, can you? I am so glad you find this amusing, Mystery.
Me: Yes.
Tom: How?
Me: I can teach you a lot of things.
*Crash*

I was so near!!! Sorry lili

[OneBun]

Ah progress...

Me: Lili is an intelligent figurine.
Tom: I think Lili is much more than that.

at least he admits it now!

[Lilliputt]

Oh, thaz too bad dear alien

[Hollandgirl]

@Mistery: ROFL that one is really good!! but i'm sorry to hear he can't solve lili's problems either

[lili]

Thanks mom!! You were almost there!! At least I understand that I need to do "A lot of hard work"!!

OneBun, Thanks !! I finally admitted it !!

[SimplyCrazy]

Is it just me or is Tom getting loonier and loonier?